Semantics

Here's one... I'm busy and she comes in and tells me she's "feeling nauseous." I told her to go to her bathroom and wait for me there.

She walks away and then comes back and asks why she hast to go to her bathroom. "You said you needed to throw up and I don't want you to do it in between here and there."

There was a pause, and then she says, "Oh, I thought nauseous was another word for lonely."

LOL

I love that child.